Had an MRI scan today and it was surprisingly pleasant. Like doing a 45 minute meditation in the 2001 spaceship while someone’s using a pneumatic drill.

Well I'm volunteering in a polling centre so i've just taken 7 Sadiq khan votes and put them in the bin.

When your wife’s waters break

Universities sell pieces of paper - they're main function is debt reproduction, urban development, and financial investment - education is secondary to all of this - a *critical* education is purely an accident

It is truly the greatest thing written in the English language imho.

And, as the late great Wilko Johnson says, it takes eight and a half hours to read paradise lost with a break for lunch. Bank holiday coming up, there are worse ways to spend a day.