Now that #SaturdayNightTakeaway is over, Ant and Dec have confirmed they'll resume their career as rentboys, under the names 'Anthology' and 'Decoupage'.

Plasma totally beat Mhi’ya in that lipsync

Saturday pool time

There is a snake in my street

Thank fuck it’s Friday!

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Ashley James

A stunning tribute to the patron saint of urinary tract infections.

Morning dog walk before work

I have been gone for two nights and a tiny spider has built a web in one of my lamps so I now either live in a haunted house or Halloween came early.

Woke up stupidly early so came for a walk by the beach

Evening all

I hung on to that tuft of hair for a short while in my 20s

I am not sure how I feel about the fish heads in the supermarket

Miriam Margolyes:

“What Israel is doing is wrong. It is wicked…

Voice your disgust and detestation of the Israeli actions.

Please, you are then doing the right thing and behaving in accordance with Jewish tradition.”

Love this photo of my little sister