Releasing Newey first quota of 2025

Looks like ulitenda wema.

You are an Oxonian, but it wouldn't make a difference if you were illiterate and drunk in the village.

You walked the same halls as Albert Einstein, HM King Abdullah II of Jordan, Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, CJ Sujata Vasant, Oscar Wilde, then came back to reason like Embarambamba

All that time still no wedding?
That ring is reparations. Forget about it. And move on.

Friday Night Lights kind of night!

Buana kitambo baddies walikuwa wanajua tu president, vice, Raila na Najib Balala kwa government. Siku hizi wanajua hadi CS wa agriculture juu ya incompetence. Fuck this stupid government

😹😹na Najib juu alikuwa kitu.

Uhuru Ruto

One of my favourite Kenyanisms is “Sisi wote hapa ni watu wazima”. A statement, threat, boundary, warning and a declaration of war. It really cracks me up 😂

The lady in red 😂

Hii thinderw noma sana bana kwanza kama hauna mshikaji next to you.

Mr. Tee ft Tenor boy, ARBANTONE TO THE WORLD!!

Octo needs to drop a ngoma ASAPTUALLY!!
OCTOPIZZO brother. Please.

Waende wasome buana. Hii pesa ni yangu na ya baba yao. Wajikakamue watafute yao.

This man George WaNjaro Njaro wrote a whole song to give his ex his PO Box because he could not be able to get to her. And he couldn’t get over her.

She is married. With kids. But he still couldn’t get over her.

Only one who comes close is mutoriah with Beta.

Tũinũke nawe thinashara gwa kwa,
Ũtuko wothe no ma twa twa twa,
Rũcinĩ ũrakinyũkia ta bata,
Worio, uuge ũrarĩ gwa tata.
- Wanjine x AYROSH , 2023.

Dia Ndindi Nyoro ukitoka Marsabit tafadhali watu wako wa Kiharu hivi ndio mvua imefanya barabara.