“I watched every game and followed every transaction when the team was bad! I’m a TRUE fan!” Nice. I used to do that too. You know what your reward is for doing that? Absolutely nothing. Now I go touch grass instead. And when the team is good again, I get to enjoy it too. Sorry!

Is there a cap on how many people can be fans? Am I gonna lose my place in line if I don’t give my time and energy to this organization until it shows me it’s ready to do something worthwhile? Do I get a medal for “embracing the suck?”

Great Value™️ Drew Lock

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Yeah man for sure for sure let’s take a quick look at starter home prices

damn you’re telling me a poet tortured this department?

This is…c’mon. We gotta do better than this

I can’t believe she has now done this to herself *twice*

I think it sucks

Idk I kinda feel like Cameron Goeldner should get a pizza for that one

“New York City is the only place in the country where you can walk down to a bodega at 3am and feel the effects of vast amounts of energy being released from the earth’s crust in the form of seismic waves”

troubling of news: milkbone brand remote training shock collars are possibly being used to collect your dog` s data

So true, bestie

Lol you can’t make this stuff up, folks

The Rockies, as always, are operating in their own class

Because next time it’ll be a lot more than 3 cutaway images

When I was at the in-laws’ house I stumbled across the wildest bootleg double feature dvd I’ve ever seen

Here's an awesome tip for helping children with their reading. Did you know that putting subtitles/captions on kids' shows massively improves their levels of literacy? Here's a little video of me explaining it. Feel free to share with your friends. #turnonthesubtitles

Food delivery discourse is the worst discourse on this app