My gawd it's gone chilly and 1 am without me noticing. Time to tog up the old bunkeroo and ride orf into the sunset. Nod is calling, and I'm answering, so ergo g'night John-Boy!

Girls Aloud brings back memories of starting school! We danced in the playground to this. The same goes for my first high school disco trying to dance to 'Happy' —which is surprisingly tricky. Ah! I miss those loom bands and build-a-bear days #nostalgia

I got this stupid song in my head earlier. It really does not make sense. So I thought I could make it make even less sense because why not #GirlsAloud

One would think that King Charles could get a good tailor.
Also isn't it bad manners to stuff one's porky pinkers into one's pockets—like an utter cad?

I was unreliably informed that my Chinese horoscope is a Welsh Dragon. I was warned off making any risky investments this year as it's my threshold or something. I think this year is a Dragon year, which is 'not good' Sheez! Bummerooni

I was unreliably informed at a casino tonight that the number FOUR is the most unlucky number to Chinese gamblers. It means DEATH! I am not even kidding. 8, however is really good, 13 is meh'ningless. #MindBlown

'That was nice, hen' —such fowl language here in the north!

One thing I adore about accents, dialects, casual vulgarity (and tourettes, stammers, and tics for that matter) is that it all goes in the bin as soon as the culprit starts on the karaoke 🎶

If I took a shot every time I heard a glottal stop I would be in A&E with alcoholic poisionin' inni'

Oh my! mRNA is trending on twitter, this means that finally the platform has become officially recognised as incredibly scientific and THE place for academic discourse, peer review and international collaboration, doesn't it? That or else it's where weirdos wax on conspiracy BS🤷‍♀️

That was a lovely lil' night if I may say so. I miss most of what is said as Glaswegians and Scots speak incredibly fast, use bizarre rhyming slang, interrupt themselves, and have thick brogues that avoid 'th' at all costs and never uses 't' in an ending. #Clueless

Now is the time to preen. I have been prepreening as a form of procrastination. Preening leads to shining. I want to shine tonight, so I'd best git tuh preenin'

#OTD in 1994, The Princess Royal was appointed to the Order of the Garter by Elizabeth II.

However, Princess Anne requested to be installed as a Knight, rather than a Lady!

The 1920’s are referred to as “The Swinging 20’s”
How will the 2020’s be referred to?

#ThoughtForTheDay

Yeah, so it’s a bit of a challenge, but put your thinking caps on Amigos. 😜🍷

Humza Yousaf has a personal problem that he is too embarrassed to talk about. He's finding it tricky to get an election with everyone looking now that Pat & Lorna have taken their car keys from the bowl and he's left in the public glare, alone

Scottish First Minister Humza Yousef says he will not be announcing his resignation. He’s confident he can win the no confidence vote. Going by his previous predictions that means he’s toast.

Damn. I was settling down there thinking he was dealing with bedtime. oh well. Laters

It used to be THE Princess Anne. This happens a lot... The Pink Floyd, Thems Sam Smith, etc

Two main things about cooking shows/ cooking socials is (1) no-one wears an apron aka PPE & (2) metal on teflon? metal on metal? come ON who does that?!