Tried to look dominant.

Looks like he's waiting for everyone's cock.

There are brownies in my oven.

I get that Noem would lie about North Korea to give herself fake foreign policy experience, but I cannot understand why the dog story. If you're going to lie about something, lie about that.

Out Monday. If nothing else, I guarantee you the titular story is the stuff of nightmares 💀💀💀

#vsshorror #horrorprompt #booktwt

I hope this guy loses everything. Everything. All of it. Nothing spared.

Wow if I pay twenty five bucks for a pizza it better also bring me a beer.

I went to Burlington and bought 2 new sports bras, rosemary hair oil and a pack of rosehip and hibiscus tea bags.

Retail therapy is wonderful.

Beatrix led Sir Eric to a cabin in the woods. As they watched through the window, a wizard unrolled a scroll and let out a #laugh .

“All #week long,” she whispered, “he’s been trying to start the apocalypse by endlessly reading spells. It’s called doom scrolling.”

#2WordPrompt

Fascinated by people who post 'this was the worst day ever (explain horrible events) but I'm not letting it get me down I'm going to go sing with the birds.'

I just do what I gotta do til I can get high, and ease the pain by imagining in detail how I'd like to end the world.