running list of shows i haven't been able to finish before the relationship ended: the bear, true detective, the curse

in the water wars, will there also be zines?
there will be zines, about the water wars

to the woman barfing uncontrollably in the next stall— listen i love you 7/11 hotdog is coming

indie sleaze we are all the way back

plunging towards bethlehem

scrolling all the way back down on my tinder matches and messaging everyone 'are u mad at me'

me in germany last summer trying to avoid pork

is there anything more beautiful than the sound of a baby in the audience of a poetry reading 😭

this is poetry to my ears. iambic pentameter

how much brain space would it free up if i didnt remember the fav sports team of every boy i ever liked since age 12.........

when u dont text me back this is who ur ignoring

staying up late to read annotatedgilmoregirls.com i love the world wide web

should i send this to my ex

me using mary oliver to justify doing the most toxic thing possible in any given scenario: i do NOT have to be GOOD 😈😈😈

you go on 2 dates with a guy and he'll watch your instagram story for the rest of both your natural lives. kind of beautiful, really

highly recommend having friends who are Not Online so you can take credit for coming up with recycled jokes