yet again that time of night when I think “GO TO BED so you’re not tired tmw like you were today” and I’m like so true bestie then sit on the couch for 3 more hours

My date: are you taking a photo of the butter?

Me: sorry it looks like a tiny horse

U S A, U S A 🇺🇸

On a great American road trip!! (Trying to get to the Philadelphia sports complex when the trains aren’t running and phillies and sixers are playing at the same time)

There is an incredibly fine line between ‘hang it in the Louvre’ and ‘looks like Johnny isn’t quite ready for parole’

People in the UK posting Wordle scores.. you have TOMORROW’S Wordle!!

Waiting for a train having a SNACK (huge meal) and got a free Guinness because it was going spare, and a free Mac n cheese coz the first one inexplicably had chicken in

This is incredible

This is what I live for

Carrie Bradshaw being 33 years old at the BEGINNING of sex and the city… I feel so validated right now. Many more years of the streets confirmed for me

Hey marketing people, fill this in!

When you forget your friends are teachers