It's impossible to be a social media manager. We're great at what we do, and yet we still don't feel good enough to take up space in the industry. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.

You're expected to be creative, but you're not a…

Etsy doing the Lord’s work. Now if they could also do it for Father’s Day.

No race today but we’re celebrating the end of the Formula 1 season with a giveaway! 🎁

Retweet + drop a 🏎️ emoji in the comments for a chance to win a 2023 #MiamiGP mini-helmet 👀 Terms and conditions below.

It is Gemini season which means I am just fighting the urge to do impulsive life changing things. Today it's fighting the desire to get a dog.

Its the fact that I broke generational trauma and patterns by I not ending up a teen mom. So here I am now at age 32 attending a webinar on how to freeze my eggs 🙃

Just heard a Gen Z kid arguing with someone on the street and they said and I quote “shut up you older than Google”. I audibly gasped and kept walking and quickly fact checked them. The burn was not directed to me but I felt it to my core.

I want one of those little canvas bags from L.L.Bean but instead of my initials I want to say “llorona”

'can you multitask' yes actually i'm losing my mind and chilling at the same time

Not me yelling at strangers “I am so proud of you” before even having my morning coffee.

I don’t appreciate that the older you get the more your body starts to betray you.

I have been online for too long. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Changing my bio to “giving off big sister vibes since 1994”

Not me whispering “ I can save you” as I speed walked past a monstera in an overflowing trash bin

Is it almost halftime?!

Did I get Shake Shack before my flight back to LA? Yes. Do I plan on getting In-n-out as soon as I land? Also YES.

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

Walked outside to flurries and smiled from ear to ear. They are so magical…until you realize you forgot your gloves!

Am I the only one that feels like three day weekends are a trap?

Note to self: Sunday scaries before a 5:30am flight are the most scariest of all.