shawty said she need space so i pulled up like this

we need to STONE whoever started the “pads are gross and tampons are superior” discourse.

edible high, blunt high, and pen high all different highs 😂😂

mfs got one life n choose to be married in their early 20s

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

LIONEL MESSI HAS COMPLETED FOOTBALL 🐐

Elon Musk is funny and I think that makes the libs even more angry

The government is so afraid of Elon Musk owning Twitter that they literally created a real life Ministry of Truth less than a week after he bought it

Elon Musk The far left is upset and freaking out that free speech might be allowed. That says it all. Truly.

God bless this man

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

Explaining it to them is not going to help

bro when you’re happy every song is a good song forget the skip button

not me hiding in the bathroom on twitter while my six baby cousins look for me with water guns

Australian people are a freaking blessing like holy shit