laundry & pottery day 🧺 🏺

I respect all the turtleneck wearing office siren girlies running around London rn I hope you ladies keep it up all summer and don’t forget to rehydrate<3

oomf has been getting ratiod like crazy by the rest of the world for 24hours straight 😭

ヤマトさんの倉庫、ビルバオへ送るための作業が始まっています🙏🙏🙏

was so tired this morning that I accidentally accepted a rose from a random woman and then realised she wanted money for it but I couldn’t pay bc it’s cash only so I gave her my £10 gift card instead…

it's made from loro piana fabric

No one will see the label inside your clothes or know who made the fabric. So, it's more important to develop an eye for what looks good than to rely on brand names. In this thread, I will show some good spring/ summer fabric for tailoring. 🧵

this is so easy. anyone locked in a room with me for 100 days would not be bored I’m a yapper and vibe mimicker as well as a trained meditation expert we walking out 500k richer easy

yea well the ones on the right live twice as long

girl shut the fuck up

my two moods

cabbage with miso tahini dressing + steak

Guys I need to know is it against the law to cook up a bbq on a public park??? And if not which park is the best one??? Also who wants to join me lmaoooo

omg my dumbass was like “what a stupid place to put a mirror who is going to look at themselves while sitting on the couch???”

Sarah who always likes my tweets I love you

If you’re wondering why my London hate tweets have stopped and why I no longer wanna kill myself it’s because the sun is out and the smell of grass is everywhere and people are smiling and enjoying themselves

at a park chilling with my abs out and got called a daddy by a bunch of 18-19 year olds I’m going to throw up, I might even call the police

thanks for an amazing signing yall :'))) first time signing my book!!!

okay but this is amazing, I’ve never seen this before and now am wondering what these bread tastes like