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shalewa sharpe

@silkyjumbo

comedian/DON'T REACH IN THE BAG solo show/The War Report podcast/Comedy Central/HBO/album “So You Just Out Here?" out now/killmonger's mama (she/her)

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linkhttp://shalewasharpe.com calendar_today13-08-2008 01:25:37

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my aunt breezily insulted the name of my cousin’s husband and it got so awkward and quiet…i mean, except for the sound of me cackling.

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i’m struck by the sheer number of PEOPLE in this damn parade. 90 handlers per balloon, 250+ member marching bands and dance teams, various randos on each float, infinite rockettes - i feel overwhelmed and i’m alone in my living room.

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shout out to these 2-3 young black women who have to dance/twirl a flag to a marching band version of “cheeseburger in paradise” - i feel your pain.

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Roommate is recording a podcast in the living room so I just went into my bedroom to twist-crack an ice cube tray.

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New w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about a funeral home in Oklahoma that wasn't keeping up with business, and a change in the state cocktail of Wisconsin.

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New #WarReportPod w/@silkyjumbo & @GastorAlmonte talking about a funeral home in Oklahoma that wasn't keeping up with business, and a change in the state cocktail of Wisconsin. podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warre…
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It's the 13th anniversary of the day I almost died. As a friend said later, 'You might be one of the few crime writers who has been shot for real.'
---Brooklyn Bad Boyz:
The Night I Was Shot crimereads.com/brooklyn-bad-b… via CrimeReads

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