History exams in 2040:

In the years between 2022-2023, which one of the following went down more?

A) Kayo Sports
B) Facebook
C) Cronulla Sharks against a top 8 team
D) Instagram

Panthers fans on Twitter.

There is really only one solution to the NSW halves 'issue'.

🐮🤠
#chad7ownsend

It's what the people want

So weird how players like O’Sullivan & Cogger look like Nathan Cleary as soon as they replace him this Panthers side… almost like their all system players.

#NRLPanthersDragons 👀

Against top 8 teams in the last 18 months:

Nicho Hynes: 3-10 (23% winning rate)
Mitch Moses: 10-9 (53% winning rate)

One is called a superstar future dominator of the origin arena.
The other is called a flat track bully who can't get it done against good teams.

Why? 🤔

slaps hard

Alex Jones: The Nazis were thugs.
Kanye West: 'But they did good things too. We gotta stop dissing the Nazis all the time.'

Kanye West's manager watching his interview

I had no idea he’d purchased Apple as well

Mood:

All zoos should open the enclosures for 24 hours once a year. Whatever survives remains on display. If I'm going to pay $40 for zoo entry I want to be looking at winners

Just want to get this career started. #shlhockey

evil

How many Origin games you lose this year Nathan?

A lot bagging BA for picking his son but can you imagine these scenes:

Sivo down the sideline, Edwards coming across, throws a prayer inside, who’s that backing up? It’s Jake Arthur! He’s scored as full time sounds, a dream come true, Dad’s in tears!

Eels trail 34-4

#NRLGF

RIP Coolio. Thank you for being responsible for maybe the funniest sentence ever written in Canberra Times

Love this chat about Caitlin Moran being 'extremely disrespectful' of the Queen from someone with a profile pic of a Guy Fawkes mask (who was always respectful of the monarchy and definitely never tried to blow up the King because of their differing beliefs).

Surely you hold it over and don't give it to him til 2023 though