#ProudDad

RIP 🐦

Apparently #ChallengeAnneka came back and then promptly got cancelled and no one noticed. We'll, I didn't notice. But it's back again in May, so everything is fine.

We all sat down except Max, who was standing up.

Who'd have thought I could write something that sounds vaguely intelligent...
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7 DAYS LEFT ON OUR EARLY BIRD 🕒

Seeing as we wouldn't want you to miss out on the savings, we thought to do a bit of a countdown over the next 7 days to remind you to register. 😁 Scan the QR code below now and secure your place now.

Be part of the solution - be there!

Who needs the Collosium or the Great Wall of China? This has to be the single greatest attraction the world has to offer right now: 50 years of Gyles Brandreth's novelty jumpers.

Pop a reminder in your diary for May 15!📌

UniofNorthampton will be hosting the UON Sustainability Summit, a meeting of minds between leading local professionals to establish a roadmap for improving sustainability within the county - and beyond.

More here 👉bit.ly/3LFc7kz

14 followers now! (I just followed myself)

Excuse the funny looking guy in the Blue Skies shirt.

Just watched everything, everywhere, all at once. This is quite an impressive feat, but I managed it. There is now nothing I haven't seen in all space and time.

I now have 9 followers! Thank you to my 9 followers for following me. From now on, wherever I go, I'll know that you're right behind me, following me. To express my thanks, I shall follow you back, so that as you follow me, I shall follow you, sending us round in endless circles.

So I've been persuaded to become more active on twitter. Not sure if that's a good idea. I've therefore spent the last 20 minutes trying to think of something intelligent to tweet that will impress all 3 of my followers, and this is all I came up with.

There is a one in 400 trillion chance of ever being born. The human body contains over 60,000 miles of veins and capillaries. Each square inch of skin has over 3 million cells and 9,000 nerve endings. Here's a cat driving around with a teddy bear. #cats