I've you'd done a better job of stopping oil we might have won a few

Here is Jamie O'Hara wearing an England shirt that did not have the St George's Cross anywhere on it but which did advertise crisps

Hello. Maybe not the day for it, but I found this book I did in 2019 and never published (thread):

The greatest sporting moment of 2023 happened on the third day

Oh my god

Emily Thornberry wrote this six days after the 2019 election 🧐

Two things that Rio Ferdinand can’t take:

1. A joke
2. A drug test

'The Kubrick Stare' is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement

If the government were serious about the environment, they'd ban mailshots. A man drives to my house each day in a diesel van to put only glossy nonsense leaflets through the door, which I pick up and put in the bin without reading. State sponsored littering.

good morning

Lovely 4 star review from chortle. Get your tickets for tonight. chortle.co.uk/review/2023/08…

She sells Shell shares, screws the seashore?

Food Bank

Community Pantry

Hancock confirms that his department's preparation for a 'no deal Brexit' displaced work on protecting the UK against a pandemic (in this case a flu pandemic, but such preparation would have also helped protect against Covid19)

The appointment of a 34y old far-right, Putin apologist as editor of France’s only stand-alone national Sunday newspaper, meant that the paper failed to appear today for only the 2nd time in its 74 year history 1/

After an outstanding season, Newcastle United's owner prepares to execute seven men who were children at the time they were alledged to have committed their crimes. One was just 12 years old. Howay the lads.
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A thread about a business discriminating against a customer & using denigrating language about a minority group to JUSTIFY their discrimination.
An Irishman, an English man & an American guy walk into a bar

What Wikipedia did: we stood strong for our principles and fought to the Supreme Court of Turkey and won. This is what it means to treat freedom of expression as a principle rather than a slogan.