The fuck what now? Totally normal country 😬

Olympic Opening Ceremony on the Seine in July suddenly got more interesting
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And why wasn’t this called Shark de Triomphe may I ask?

I get the strong impression that increasing our purchases from Colombia has been about the only significant trade deal Tories have managed to pull off.

Strong likelihood of one or both finalists being involved in fight for title or European places, or to avoid relegation. Disrupting league season at a crucial point (with necessary rearrangement of fixtures) makes no sense whatsoever.

Here we go 😬

Just caught up post-work on men's Flèche Wallonne.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Aberystwyth tonight, as the great voice of another sport used to say 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

That's me off to the Olympics before getting the evening Eurostar back to London at the end of my trip in July
☺️👍

Pub shot 📸

Fulham v Charlton right here in Kilburn 🤣

This place should really be called The Mondrian Arms or something similar 🤣

Ouch 🔥theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

Le Petit Train Jaune (Acton Town version) 🤪

A few hours after Jeremy Vine posted this, 200 metres or so further west, a driver cut across me on my bike, then ploughed through a zebra crossing that already had people walking across it. Probably our fault though, yeah? (I had a friendly word with him at the lights)

Amazing turnout for London #CriticalMass 30th birthday, this will be some sight once it gets going 😎

Big stretch of Kensington High Street is currently closed to motor vehicles, it's awesome 😎

Greatest TV advert ever? ⚽️🇮🇹📺

I think so…

Not only did I absolutely smash it in the sunshine at work today, but I also just got home and discovered that we have cake ☺️

I have earned this 👍