Need eclipse glasses every time an HDR video comes up on TikTok

Me, whispering: hey Siri, play ocean sounds

Siri, at jet engine volume: HERE’S OCEAN SOUNDS

Siri proceeds to play ocean sounds so quietly even bats can’t hear them

The best way to find something you've lost is to order a replacement. When the replacement is out for delivery your lost item will re-appear with a heavenly light shining down upon on it

The shower after shoveling. 5 stars, great experience, highly recommend

Watching Mario play in person was wild. He was so fast, but didn't look it. Unlike feeling McDavid's speed today, Mario seemed to skate at normal speed, and everyone else on the ice became sluggish. He brought some sort of extra gravity to the ice that only he could move through.

Another step closer to Demolition Man. Looking forward to the seashells release

🤕

Coughing because I’m thinking about not coughing

By voting at 6 in the morning I reached some new level of old man that I didn’t know was a thing.

Everyone greeted each other going in & out. Urinal spacing rules were in effect for the polling stations

Don’t drink the coffee on the plane. Don’t drink the coffee on the plane. Don’t drink the coffee on the plane.

Found Jonathan Nolan reading his short story Memento Mori on SoundCloud, which was the basis for the film Memento. Both amazing
soundcloud.com/mappingtheterr…

Adama Traoré going onto the pitch with custom lens flare

No asterisk

“Can you go to the kitchen and make sure we didn’t leave food out?”
Proceeds to kitchen, eats everything left out

I was just ok at best when your email found me

So very sad. A legend on the Island for what he was off the ice just as much as on. The community has lost a great soul. Best to his family

Congrats to everyone who took the over

“It’s so much more than hockey. They gave me back the love for hockey, and also me and my family the love for life again.”

My story on Robin Lehner’s emotional return to Long Island, and the game his teammates made sure he won.

On The Athletic NHL-
theathletic.com/3026004/2021/1…