oh, it's nothing, sir, just--well, you wouldn't happen to know what day it is, wouldja?

It’s just so wrong that they are making TV shows out of anything Tolkien so much as scribbled on the back of a napkin when we still don’t have even one Tamora Pierce miniseries

Got ghosted by two guys this week 😔
It was on kijiji trying to buy a dishwasher, which hurts much worse

LOVE POEM

Duvet,
you are so groovet,
I'd like to stay under you
all of Tuesdet.

I've seen so many people biking and scooting through the #yegFringe this year that we can no longer accept blocking the southside bike lanes without proper detours. This is just too busy a transportation network now. #yegBike #yegcc

i wrote this in my email to Anne Stevenson opposing Prairie Sky Gondola 🚠, but i want to share here. i was part of iyiniw iskwewak wihtawin, who gifted the city 12 ward names. part of this process included visiting ceremonial sites within the city. one of them was Rossdale.

Does your kid dream of being a magician🔮? Join us online Wednesday, July 13 for an incredible magic show and learn some tricks to practise and perform on your own from one of North America’s most sought after magicians, Kent Wong: bit.ly/3auZLLD #SummerStartsEPL #yeg

Winter bike locked up tight! #YEGWinterBikeToWork22

I was telling people I was 5’8” for a while and a nurse just measured me and I am 5’6”. Not really too concerned about it. Not really the kind of person you date if you’re going by a list of criteria. More of a boutique thing.

hey #yegcc and #yyccc , we need to talk about defunding the police. i wrote this article last summer with Yellowhead Institute . it demonstrates the immense resources consumed by urban police and offers justification for alternative resource allocation.

yellowheadinstitute.org/2020/06/27/abo…

Bike lanes: 1, Mike Nickel: 0

the election is over but it's always a good time to pressure #yegcc to defund the police. 👼

Me: busking is exhausting. I wonder why my music isn't connecting with people

Also me: here's a cover of a song by the Weakerthans that I've translated into Spanish. It's five minutes long and there's no chorus.

Me in 8:30 classes 😞

All Albertans 12 and older who had their first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine 28 days ago (or more) are now eligible to book their second dose.

Taking to Twitter because these are being sold on Marketplace at the same time by different people, and I don’t really want them but it feels like someone could have a really powerful room vibe

if you’re a white albertan millenial a tangible action you can do this weekend is to ensure your parents, aunts, and uncles all go to get vaccinated with AZ at a walk-in. roughly 1/3 of covid cases in reserves in canada have been in AB. we are disproportionately affected by this.

I hope Jason Kenney picks more fights with cryptids. What's the Ogopogo's take on properly funded health care?