System Update #27

5 years since the greatest theater experience of all time

N*ggas are really corny, man.

One thing about me? I don’t make excuses or cop pleas.I stand on my sh*t and that won’t change.

Same 🫠😭😭

In 2004, Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called 'Strut' in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is 'me wan da poonani.'

Man City are gonna put on a clinic against us 🫠🫠

Nikola Jokić goes to therapy to deal with being called Gru in this new teaser for ‘DESPICABLE ME 4’

The Beetles are widely regarded as the GOATs of Rock

“Why pray to a Jew when you can be one?”😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 Neal Brennan

'I love it when you n*ggas talk loose like I'm not in the room/Since 'Like That' your tone changed a little, you not as enthused/How are you not in the booth? It feel like you kinda removed/You trynna let this sh*t die down, nah nah nah, not this time n*gga you following through'…

Arsenal are the only team in the Premier League to have more or less all of their best players fit for the entirety of the season and guess what they’re doing? Complaining as per usual.

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No f*cling way 😭

Mal shares Drake’s reaction to the Yung Rénzél 👑 diss record 🤣 full video available tomorrow on YouTube

I was today years old when I found out that Thando hates the fact that my hairline is still intact. She wants me to be a bald dude so bad💔💔

3 stackz and Thought are defs the only niggas who are capable.

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Jürgen Klopp farewell documentary in the mud 🤌🏽

Firstly… EEW!