have i turned a corner mentally or has the sun just come out.

Women meeting each other for the first time

how many times a day do you bang your head, as a fully grown adult? for me it’s like averaging a 7.

i rly miss the time when i could silence my inner critic by starring in the school play.

yday the teacher got me to demonstrate something in ballet so that’s my self esteem sorted for the next six-eight weeks.

what was the improv teacher’s favourite song?

still thinking about the hun in the queue in front of me yday, who ordered an “extra large flat white”. that is a latte ma’am, ur kidding no one.

Jorvik is such a specific growing up northern reference point. I use it as a describer all the time and the southern girlies could never.

hell hath no fury like a pitta straight out the toaster.

AI could never wash a sieve.

still thinking about the drama kid i sat next to at the theatre last week, who had developed an RSI in his wrist from too much fosse work x

i would like to announce that it’s christmas now. x

I’m so pathetically intense.
I just can’t be any other way.

Sylvia Plath, Scorpio

the dissonance between how u feel on a lime bike (akin to an eagle; an assassin) and how u look on a lime bike (embarrassing & lame; like mr bean) is a cruel, cruel trick of the world.

i have this theory that the kardashians are like “little women” but for the 21st centch? like kim is Jo (business first; pioneer) kendall is amy (swap Aunt March & Paris narrative for Prada & Milan FW - European girly!) kris jenner is marmee !!! kourtney is such a MEG.

Can’t wait for the Barbie soundtrack to hit panto season. There will be Cinderellas doing Dance the Night at the ball, Peter Pans singing What Was I Made For, drowning in dry ice in front of a star cloth, and someone from Blue will close Act 1 with Beanstalk World by Nicki Minaj.

obsessed w the three teens on their way to peckham this eve, who said the venue they were going to was “rly millennial but don’t worry, u can just do ur own thing”.

wow.

when u think about it, it’s absolutely insane to call ur kids flopsy, mopsy, cottontail and … PETER.

why of all the characters in 💕the barbie movie💕 did i relate to the lame dad learning spanish on duolingo the most?