emoni n then u woke up

oh hell no i wouldve beat that monkey ass

i really am committed to bettering myself sometimes that means being the ugliest version of myself for a while but im glad i go through these phases where i can recognize thats not who i want to be and actually implement the change

i love when one day feels like the end of the world and the next day feels like ive been completely reborn

me every 3-5 business days for no reason at all

His ass is NOT getting his steps in

its still in the ethers but when i finally manifest my man you guys are gonna be like woaaahhhh....

i shouldnt be at the club i should be a mom

Ok this inspired me I’m finna get in the booth and diss my dad

its so nice outside i dont even need to smoke weed (for another 20 minutes)

Twitter is better than goin to da club...

my therapist reminded me of megan trainor im gonna give her one more chance but she pissed me off with that

me an hour ago: omg my crush responded to my dm....new man unlocked 😋
*20 minutes later*
its over 💔

Miranda: I don’t want to move to Brooklyn!

Steve:

is somebody gonna match my tweak