... Where's the talent here? He's just standing there hoping not to be killed...? #BGT

Only on Ryanair -150 people on the Tarmac to go to Pisa, only to be told it's the wrong plane and going to Budapest! Great service, wankers

@lushrabbi TfL absolutely fucking shocking mismanagement of traffic round London today for this shitty cycle ride. Car park near kings rd

England, does what it wants...

Capital controls within a monetary union are a contradiction in terms. The Greek government opposes the very concept.

I would never vote for Sol Campbell.. I remember when I was ten and he refused me an autograph. Hard times.

Glasgow pensioner believed to be biggest election winner as he collects £240,000 from £30,000 bet on Conservative majority at 7/1. #ladbrokes

The #power is yours! Oh, and these guys’...
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RETWEET to show you're voting to keep our economy strong. #VoteConservative

Great cartoon from The Times and The Sunday Times on #EdStone

Clear win 4 David Cameron showing Conservatives clear plan to deliver brighter future for all #VoteConservative #SecureTheRecovery #bbcqt

Dejan Lovren: amp.twimg.com/v/dc60f800-585…

Pure liquid football form the MLS, Sebastian Giovinco with the free-kick...
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Best. Photo. Ever. #upthewomen RT Tom Newton Dunn: The photo of the night from #BBCDebate ;

They need to dedicate an entire channel to Tiger. No one cares about Jason Day or Jordan Speith no matter how great of golfers they are.

I wish Labour had put David in charge instead of Ed. His policies are good, but I just can't trust in him to lead the country #leadersdebate

I can report that Lewis Ferguson who had the horror fall on Merrion Square Wincanton Racecourse yesterday is riding out and fine this morning.

disgraceful from @betvictor - 3 wks,4 convos & still 'waiting for 3rd party to reply' Betfair Paddy Power both get back in 24h #shitheads