Saturday be Saturdaying 💨

❤️⭐️

Not to suck my own nipple or anything, but what I offer is rare and you'll never find it in anyone else.

Plus, I'm funny.

Instead of staying home and doing nothing, why don't I come over and you can stay home and do me?

I smell like lasagna.

Me flirting.

Your smile is sexy as fuck.

starving for a taste of you

wait the daily grind ISN'T morning sex???

Scorpio seem emotionless at times because they keep it bottled up until they explode.

i could listen to you talk all day and still miss you when you stop

Working, cooking, shopping and drinking coffee all at the same time.

And, I still had time to write this tweet.

If you were wondering if I could multitask.

I need to be touched.

Wanna come over and make out on the couch like teenagers?

I dream a lot about kissing for someone who hasn't been kissed in years.

Clearly I need to be kissed.

Mood 💋

Twitter…. the only place where we can talk openly and freely about buttholes..

Solid advice 🍷

Every time 🙂

can i be by your side…

for like ever?