Mark Farrell
iPhone : My name is Bond. James Bond Bernie. twitter.com/paulmather007/…
Bio Former showrunner of Corner Gas, This Hour has 22 Minutes, and others. Tweets dont reflect views of my employer. Self-employed. Retweets mean I retweeted it.
Location Halifax
Tweets 5,3K
Followers 4,3K
Following 1,5K
Account created 04-06-2009 01:27:40
ID 44511957
iPhone : My name is Bond. James Bond Bernie. twitter.com/paulmather007/…
iPhone : Guys who “hate to be that guy, but...” actually don’t.
iPhone : It was a crappy tweet, admit it and move on, you moron.
(Hey, do me a favour: could you bookmark this tweet and then throw it in my face if I ever have such a bad take that I get ratio’d into oblivion and then I claim that people on Twitter don’t have a sense of humour?)
iPhone : The bunny moved the water bucket. twitter.com/thelaceylondon…
iPhone : I’ve got a great ‘Piers Morgan is dead’ tweet ready to go. Can’t wait to use it! It will MOSTLY be about him. twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…
iPhone : Sorry everybody not in NS. :( twitter.com/tim_bousquet/s…
iPhone : I remember David Akin 🇨🇦 writing this when it was happening and I (gently) made fun of him for it, suggesting sarcastically that her appointment would make a hell of an attack ad for Conservatives. Bad take on my part. Oh well if I can’t be wrong on Twitter, why be here? twitter.com/davidakin/stat…
iPhone : If only we’d listened to Chris. I hope this brings the closure he deserves. twitter.com/chrislockeworl…
iPhone : 30 yrs ago I wrote a (shitty) short story about the need for a Celebrity Death Network, b/c of an excess of celebrities, and when some inevitably die on same day at least one would get ignored. Prescient! Though I didn’t imagine the existence of Twitter so I could brag about it.
iPhone : Jonathan Torrens Fuck! :)
iPhone : Jonathan Torrens Too bad, you would have been great for that!
iPhone : Only if a truck driver from Michigan can replace Doug as Ontario Premier. twitter.com/ctvtoronto/sta…
iPhone : womanly descent Glad I saw this BEFORE I tweeted my latest opus!
iPhone : The lonely, last Quality Street stoically awaits its fate.
iPhone : Guy who has made fistfuls of money as an oil and gas industry keynote speaker, now doing his best to bury the fanfic lede - because what is editorial?
iPhone : I mean, would I read a complete oral history on how the Daily Mail came to invent a completely fictional romance between Mr My Pillow and Jane Krakowski of all people
let's just say I wouldn't *not* read it twitter.com/tarantallegra/…
iPhone : This is the guy, right?
youtu.be/G31W-3GgOC0
iPhone : Didn’t Bugs Bunny get into with this guy?
iPhone : I think the next Governor-General should be at least a bit toxic so it’s not too jarring for the staff in the office.