in paris for one more week, which i keep telling people is like 'staring down the barrel of a gun'

2024 is a redux of 2019 dont ask what that means just know that it is true for me, in several ways, personally.

getting gagged w a rope then shoved in the back of a van for saying 'the loire valley looks exactly like schenectady county but there are chateaus'

just learned about pierce abernathy (sp?) dont get what the deal is. he has long brown hair and glasses? thats fine so do i — im mildly nearsighted & have astigmatism but u wouldnt know bc i mostly just wear them for stuff like driving and seeing a movie.

everyone asking me when im coming back from france dont worry about it!!!! shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its 2019 ur sophie kemp show up to work hungover listen to PiL smell bad 27k a yr salary to write about emrata's shorts trying to poop in AW's office when shes OOO once got sent home from work by sally singer out of love bc crying at desk due to 1 sided psychosexual relationship

Proud to stand with my brave untenured colleagues at Columbia: 'We stand with you. You should be able to express your views and engage in peaceful protest on campus. You should certainly not be worried about being sanctioned for your political views.' columbiaspectator.com/opinion/2024/0…

ppl who write an article about whether or not a female is cool do not interest me unless its that profile of chloe s from like 1995

thinking of getting a tramp stamp tattoo (tattoo above butt crack) that says 'do not fuck w my syntax'

UNSUSPEND MY STUDENTS, Columbia University!