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@sososososleazy Folks need to stop sleeping on this ideal couple.

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@sososososleazy According to Lilo they are. Consistently called Aunt and Uncle, Jumba gets chosen to complete Pleakley's wedding ceremony as his bride, their Earth disguise has always been aimed at being a married couple with all it's affections. Disney has done everything but outright say it.

@sososososleazy Pull on them at the base and they spring back to normal size like a tape measure.

@sososososleazy He really said: ‘today’s my day to be horny on main’

@sososososleazy So...Jar Jar Binks?

@sososososleazy Your UBear Eats driver has arrived.

BetamaxDog @sososososleazy Fat pawbs are SO underrated, I love 'em 💕

@sososososleazy Cute bun buns.

@sososososleazy Let's do push-ups man, come on fat

@sososososleazy if i walk in on my friend’s dad and he looks like that i’m going to make it my mission to become my friend’s stepdad

𝚁𝚊𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚜 𝙺. 𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚌𝚑 @sososososleazy i heard the line

@sososososleazy Finally someone who understands that When the Pawn is the superior Fiona album!!! I feel seen 😫😭

@sososososleazy I should start putting 'I reject all your sexual advances' in bio