Made it to noon. Patting myself on the back

Anyone else have a frustration vent-fest with their partner about their kids this morning?

Omg my 12 showed me these today and said “aren’t they fucking hilarious!!” And immediately clasped her hand to her mouth and started crying bc she swore.
... but they are fucking hilarious

Made it to nap time. Fuck yeah

Yo #librarytwitter !! #librarylife anyone who loves books like I do!!

How are parents of kids 2 and under staying sane with the cold weather (my sanity is waning)

Drew this today

When was the last time you felt special

Nothing like having to play a rick Mahorn defense against your toddler while you try to eat cereal

You guys this #workout just kicked my ass so hard youtu.be/gNnGS3hQyM8

I declare a moratorium on fussing for today

Baby goes to bed fussing.... wakes up fussing.... 🙄

All 3 of my kids are having the most insane quarantine mullets and it’s giving me life

Took 45 minutes to get the babies suited up for 20 minutes in the snow and then they were freaking out about being cold

Why do toddlers act like you are trying to give them a butterknife lobotomy when you just want to trim their nails

Well I was going to do my makeup but 66% of my kids are screaming bloody murder outside so I probably should see what is going on

Today is usually the day that I try to take a nice photo of the kids for a Christmas Card & everyone screams cries & has a terrible attitude

It’s 8:57am and 2 has already split his lip open & 1 ate a crayola marker (blue)

I wish stay-at-home parents got a stipend

Lately I feel like my life is DJ Khaled’s “all I do is win”, but instead it’s WORK.
All I Do Is Work, and not in the fun “WERQ” way. In the not fun way youtu.be/GGXzlRoNtHU