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1 year ago

me, editing my book: is it too repetitive for gene’s teammates to talk about his fat ass twice in one book
the mariners: our catcher is unironically known league-wide as Big Dumper. we made t-shirts about it.

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1 year ago

will my editor accept β€œi had to watch my team set the record for longest-ever scoreless postseason game” as an explanation for why i haven’t gotten any edits done in the last six hours

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1 year ago

.Julio RodriguezπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄πŸ¦ said nah πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ

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1 year ago

holy shit that julio catch though

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1 year ago

baseball

baseball
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1 year ago

J.P.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year ago

IS THIS REAL LIFEEEEEEEEEEE

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1 year ago

⚾️⚾️⚾️
πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘
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1 year ago

okay goodnight, big dumper forever, amen

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1 year ago

eugenio β€œthis is the most beautiful vibes that i’ve had in my life” suΓ‘rez πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

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1 year ago

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.

THE MARINERS END THEIR POSTSEASON DROUGHT WITH A WALK-OFF HOME RUN.

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1 year ago

Cal Raleigh - Seattle Mariners (26)
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1 year ago

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