So this is an option after all?

Downtown. Boulevard of the Allies. A man dressed in a Santa suit is riding a motorcycle alongside a group of others punching random people in the face. Caller was punched in the face by said male.

A “Fire Canada” chant has broken out here at the Penguins game

Note: We will not be opening a restaurant in Canada. Canada stinks. #FYINotTalkingAboutTheCountry

Mick Jagger is 80. Mitch McConnell is 81.

The benefits of a life of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll should not be ignored.

I've been invited to join a potential panel on the lessons we can learn from the rise of big data in sports at SXSW 2024. Vote for it here: shar.es/afN0Sy

RIP Stan.
Loved the show.

This was me all through college.

We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣

📺: 2023 Schedule Release on NFL Network

John Clayton > Adam Schefter

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Awesome

One Shining Moment 🙌

#NationalChampionship

The girls were soooo looking forward to seeing Trinity Thomas today but not like this :( #NCAAgymnastics

do the Pittsburgh Penguins mess with my mental and emotional stability?

Absolutely.

am I still going to watch every game?

Absolutely. #LetsGoPens

Has anyone ever noticed that in advertising, if you tell a person they have 35 hours to do a job, the timesheet magically reports closely to or exactly that number. No one ever reports say 12 hours. They always work close to the allotted hours.

They lie. But they have to.