Instead of going into debt so I can daily drive a pickup truck in the city, I occasionally pay $20 to rent a trailer for the day.

Chicago, we need to talk about cancelling Wednesday.

How much was the gas?

NEW PAPER: Ever wondered why insects fly in all sorts of crazy patterns around lights at night? So did we! We set about recording flying insects to work out what's going on. I'll summarise what we found in this 🧵. Spoiler: We don't think they confuse lights with the moon.

Tonight’s view from the Brown Line crossing the river

the company who makes my preferred toilet paper has changed the perforation line from straight to wavy. I don't know how this will affect my bathroom experience, but I am excited for the future.

The man got an Emmy for a show about Parks while destroying one in Chicago and naming a road that runs right through a park after him is fitting because it also ruins a park and the people doing it think they are honoring him. LOL.

I grew up in Mississauga and I think of it as a giant parking lot where every parking spot comes with a house.

Republicans getting so conspiracy pilled that they end up abandoning everything they love is a very enjoyable twitter genre.

Just read someone here refer to The Pandemic as The Pandy and now I am going to have to take the entire day off just to process that.

Breaking News: In the past 24 hours Joe Biden has aged yet another day! If this trend continues the New York Times may run out of web pages.

This is in fact how I feel about all technology at this point. I just can't tell if it's because I'm officially old or if this shit all just really sucks more than it used to.

Mars doesn't want Elon! LMAO.

If your curious about the quality of Chicago police this little story detail pretty much sums it up. wgntv.com/news/chicago-n…

Anybody know what is up with CFD doing daily
low altitude helicopter runs across the north side lakefront for the past two or three months?

I think that Chicago should build me a billion dollar stadium.

This is what getting old feels like.

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