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I asked the universe for a sugar daddy and it gave me a sand dollar instead.

When you realize that your ability to ugly cry without uttering a sound or making any movements is actually a trauma response and not a superpower.

My company just sent the 2024 goals tied to our bonus payout.

Target 5. Employee retention. If more than 6% of staff quit we miss our target.

So my bonus is tied to whether my coworkers find better jobs. But they aren’t doing anything to make us the better job?

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We don’t acknowledge the resilience of the oldest daughter who became the protector of the family even though all she ever felt was unsafe.

I’m sorry but someone who destroys your mental health CANNOT be the love of your life

What kind of bingo do college kids play, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you…

No one warned me that arguing with your teenage son would be similar to arguing with your abusive ex, who, apparently, has trained our son in the art of violent outbursts and blaming me for everything.

It’s 40 degrees outside. Why the fuck is the air conditioning on?

Gotta love going to a family gathering for a family you don’t belong to, and feeling completely out of place, unwelcome, and left out

If you can’t be all in with someone then you need to be all out.

What is love? Giving up your Sunday to drive 45 minutes and bundle up and sit in the cold to watch your 19 yo play a soccer game. Something kids won’t understand until they are a parent.

Week 1 of my weight loss journey… down 4.6 lbs. Hold me accountable to keep with it! 🩷

Women in their 40’s and over 50…

If you can quote “Shoop” and “Whatta Man” by Salt N Peppa..

Repost this to show you’re not alone!

She doesn’t care about the material things a man could give her, she cares about time,attention,honesty,loyalty and effort, those gifts mean more than anything to her

Dx: Anxiety
Rx: Cuddles, forehead kisses, butt rubs, sleeping in safe arms

Anyone know where I can get my prescription filled?

It’s a leather motorcycle jacket in the office kind of day. I think they forgot to pay the heating bill 🥶

“I’m not a mind reader” is no longer a valid excuse. You can buy one.

Or if you can’t tell the world about me…

The silent treatment has never solved anything. It’s just cruel and is used to exhibit control and manipulation of the other person. I hate it, but always seem to be on the receiving end.