did it hurt??? when you’re broke but paid your self-employment taxes and billion dollar corporations paid nothing

my most liked instagram post doesn’t have my face in it so i’m not going to open that door 🤗

if i’m sucking your dick don’t ever warn me when you’re gonna cum pls👻

bad bunny coded 🫶🏼

Things I need

pardon me who did these captions

This is a reminder to commission big strong cute talented artists today !!! (specifically DAN! ✊🏿)

sometimes the mustache dad giving you a facial is just yourself. see the whole scene you know where

we are thirsting over gabrus again? is it 2017??

Burned about 760 calories at the gym, my shirt was SOAKED 💦💦

the amount of crunchy little salty snacks I have in my home at any given moment should really be studied. i’m afraid to tell my therapist.

anyone want another one of these 😴

I just walked into a stop sign looking at someone’s butt like a cartoon pervert 😩

I loved this game back when and only just learned that this is actually part of the SaGa series and now I want to play all of those.

i’m coming out as someone who doesn’t hate children.

Fran to Vaan when he asks how old she is

i’m not sober but find sobriety extremely sexy???

If you’re a Zionist please don’t follow me

tryna recreate Cain Marko things but i’m not 6’4 so the can doesn’t look like a miniature next to me

i’ve never made out with anyone before do you think i’d be good at it? (i’m not crying my eyes just always look like that)