what the fuck is going on

my rank-ass fart is, as a matter of fact, a form of olfactory corporeal interpénétration that calls into question the boundaries between self and other and, in doing so, underscores the queer forms of ad hoc kinship that inhere in the remedial english classroom

rupaul is like a grace jones who sucks

how iced americano drinkers react when a double shot over ice is offered to them

(passive aggressive note from glass-housemate) reminder that whoever throws the last stone needs to buy more :)

love like elmo. dream like big bird. fuck like oscar. dance like grover’s watching.

sorry but chappell roan is an npr ass name. on some ira flatow shit. dina temple-rasten ass name.

Watching The Last Waltz and my son said Neil Young looks like The Creeper in Scooby Doo

email autoreply: Thank you for your message. I have been maimed in a serious accident or am on vacation, and will get back to you as soon as circumstances permit. Yours,

I can’t go in to work tomorrow, I have le wokisme

They should make a Hot Ones but with herbal teas

there oughta be a law. but woke 🤐

but also UC berkeley should fire john yoo

(me) so where do ya hail from stranger? 👨🏻‍🌾
(enigmatic stranger) far, far from here, across the great sea 🥷🏿
(me, picturing a farm exactly like mine) wow… 😯

there should be a fridge that growls at you when you approach it

t’es squirteuse? tu squirtes?

What is happening!?

(at the jill biden gender reassignment clinic) yeah uh can i get the rascal flatts treatment