Waiter, is fish one of the specials?

No sir, he was in Marillion.

Went to get some fruit for work..

1. no matter how long you leave it to hopefully ripen the fruit isn't juicy or taste fresh.

2. The price of said fruit is ridiculous!!

3. When said fruit has almost ripened said fruit goes bad really quickly

5 portions a day.. yeah right!!

Almost a year since my last coupon... not brilliant, but who knows what the 2nd half's bring!!

A 5 goal thriller at Tynecastle already!!... From Hearts being 2-0 down to being up 3-2!!

So today marks 4 weeks since I ate my last slice of bread.. not missing it in the slightest!!

My hot tip for the Grand National is ‘Concrete Foundation’....

You can put your house on it.

Spurs have crashed!!!.... 2-0 Newcastle
(31 and 33 mins!!) didn't see that coming!!

Diomande suffered a contact injury to his thumb against Celtic and had to get surgery on it so will miss a few weeks but very much a short term injury..... Erm since when has a midfielder needed a finger to kick a ball!!... Man up ffs!!

Currently listening to 👇... not listened to anything this brutal in a wee while!!..Can't beat some Polish Death metal on a Friday night!!

My mate went game hunting last night.

I don't think he's grasped the idea though the silly fool came back with Monopoly, Mousetrap and Scrabble

Today I had to attend a training course to learn about the most effective way of creating tunnels.

It was boring.

Taxi for Steve!!

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Work have now got a wee van 1.5tonne.. they are harassing me to drive it... I don't want all the hassles, They have no idea how stubborn I can be!!...keeping coming at me is I would say close to being on the verge of harassment!!.. digging my heels in big time!!

Had this a wee while now and not listened to it yet... So now is as good a time as any!!

The version of Seagull I heard on radio was by Joe Bonamassa!!...its brilliant!! youtube.com/watch?v=dmeRsb…

Not watching the football tonight... Music is the way to go!!... heard a rocky version of this..I want it but no idea what album it's on!!..this has to be my fav Bad Company song!!
youtube.com/watch?v=uWwGV0…