Well, it's not a fucking hobby, Hadley.

Tedious Johnson

United States Social Security Death Index

there was a guy working out in my gym who looked a bit like Sebastian Stan, don’t see this ending well for me tbh

See how they lie about history right in our face

Very Cool Person: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
Me: Hell yeah [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Reading the room at a 5th grade level

This bin is cosplaying the most famous comic book bin

I have to give a second nod to

Tony “Are you not pregnant then?”
Bren “Not unless sperm can get through a sash window”

the story of gerry adams being interrogated is so funny to me

From dinnerladies:

Jean: “I wouldn’t bother.”

Philippa: “Sorry?”

Jean: “Rushing. Wherever you’re going, you’ll be no bloody use when you get there.”

this is the most cat thing ive ever seen

Just watched Marathon Man, or 'Snickers Person' as the woke left would call it.

The UK be like 'trans people aren't real, they just have mental health issues, also mental health issues aren't real, get a job, also there are no jobs'

what if we kissed in the football pitch dungeon

lol, lmao, and so on, and so forth

Referring to people with entry level jobs being able to live alone as an “unrealistic expectation” is such a bereft vision of the future

I love the editor’s dedication to edit out his reflection