This is brilliant.

The internet never fails 🤣🤣🤣

Combine low intellect, no class and apparently heavy drinking and this is what you get:

Portal Closing…

ANNOUNCEMENT: Hass is ready to run it back one more time 🚨

Imagine what the Israeli hostages have gone through and not received for over 200 days compared to these entitled protesters. If we can fast on Yom Kippur, you can make it through the day without food or water.

This is Toronto's annual problem in a nutshell.

morning x peeps ☀️ 3 sleeps until I hit y’all with my second single or the year

“Polaroid at 23” drops this Thurs 🎸
who’s ready?!

presave here ➡️ tinyurl.com/3z4t8na4

On Howard Stern's show today, Biden claimed...

- He saved 6 people from drowning as a lifeguard (Lie)
- He received 'salacious pictures' from women in the 70s that he handed to Secret Service (Definitely a lie and senators don't have secret service protection)
- That he was

Joe Alt looks like he ate Drake Maye

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This New York City construction worker gave Joe Biden some philosophical words to show his support for the President.

So now Beau died while on duty as a police officer?!😂

“Every time a police officer puts on that shield every morning, their husband or wife, whatever it is, or child, worries about will they get that phone call. I got one of those phone calls'

Country Music Singer Carly Tefft previews her new song “Overnight,” which examines broken hearts, the grieving process, and ultimately, recovery.

Who is paying for this?

Can we quote you on that, Mr. President?

White House staffer on mic: “Nobody fall asleep while we talk, please.”

• this was too cool • thanks to
Lightning 100 for making my day • make sure to tag them & request them to play #overnight • as an idpnt artist, this is a bucket list moment • thank you God •

Four weeks ago, NYC police officers raced to the hospital to be there for our brother Jonathan Diller and his family. But there was someone else who responded almost as fast… Tonight, we got a chance to say thank you to Dave Portnoy for all he’s done for our #BlueFamily .

CLOSE CALL: A 'antelope jumped from the frying pan into the fire,' when running away from a lioness into crocodile infested waters. Against all odds the antelope managed to escape.

It turns out for pedophiles in Hollywood, 'It's A Small World After All.'