In other news, Portillo's sells 'gravy bread' which is a loaf of French bread soaked in gravy. Yes, I ordered it and ate it. Only $2!

Apparently this is a Chicago thing.

At a hotel. Wife and daughter turned on Friends on Nick at Nite. The voices seemed pretty odd like on helium or something. It turns out Nick speeds up shows to fit in more ads. Wtf.

Taking a stab in the dark. Looking to find out what happened to Denise, who lived in #StLouis , MO in the 1980s. She had a few yrs on a local TV show 'World Wide Magazine' and I'd love to find out #wherearetheynow . #stl

I started reading Maxwell Azzarello's manifesto. Whew. The Simpsons. Manson. Liquid Death. And Trump is with Hillary.

I can't quit. 😭 #MyXAnniversary

I just made a donation to GIFFORDS PAC to reduce gun violence and save lives. secure.actblue.com/donate/gifford…

Thanks for the shares and donations, everyone! You helped push my St. Baldrick's Foundation fundraiser for #childhoodcancer research over $10,000 and my team over $16,500! That is a great impact for kids w/ cancer and their families. Keep it coming!

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The proceeds from the St. Baldrick's Foundation event I participated in are in now. I am so close to $10,000 raised this year for #childhoodcancer research. Could you chip in with a donation of $5 or $10? stbaldricks.org/participants/j…

My St. Baldrick's Foundation team raised over $15,000 for #childhoodcancer research on Saturday, thanks to many of you!

So, Katie Britt has now been caught exploiting a woman’s sexual violence and trauma that happened outside the United States when George Bush was president in order to try to blame Joe Biden.

This is a national scandal.

Every media outlet should be asking her about this.

If anyone is able to help, my St. Baldrick's Foundation shave is at 1 pm today. I am barely ranked 1st at my event for fundraising for #childhoodcancer research. Your donation, no matter the size, could make a difference. stbaldricks.org/participants/j…

President Biden touts the bipartisan border deal as the “toughest set of border security reforms we’ve ever seen,” listing off its components.

Sen. James Lankford (R-OK), the lead Republican negotiator, can be seen mouthing, “That’s true.”

Somehow Joe is riddled with dementia and also too amped up and also masterminding a global crime syndicate.

In less than 2 days, I'll be going bald for St. Baldrick's for the 12th time! I surpassed $8000 and am trying to raise $10000 now for kids' cancer research. Could you chip in with a donation of any size? stbaldricks.org/participants/j…

Who paid for this Cameo?

News alert! 📢 Because of amazing folks like you, St. Baldrick's has raised over $500 million since 2000. Thank you to everyone who's helped make an impact in the lives of #kids with cancer. Together, let's continue to give #hope to kids and their families. 🙌