Nothing and I mean nothing beats that stroll down the 18th at #themasters with the Green Jacket in your pocket.

Guys I don't think people realize what we are witnessing. To come into #themasters as the world's #1 and the hottest gambler on the planet. To have a bullseye on your forehead and still win with ease? We may never see a 4 month stretch like this again. #eprestheallknowing

Good battle for 3rd place money here. Or as I call it Dave Portnoy place money

You're a good guy TrackingScheffler

SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER IS THAT DUDE. A beast. A manchild. Never blinks. BEST IN THE WORLD AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE. I never doubted his greatness. He didn't just win! He won for fun! Toyed with the competition. I hate to say I told you so but I told you so. #themasters

Hey Narc worry about yourself

Somebody kneecap Aberg!!!

Oh no Max! I hope he can get that ball!

SCHEFFLER SUCKS!!!! NOBODY IS DOING ANYTING AND SCHEFFLER NOT ONLY COULDNT PUT THEM AWAY HES PUKING ON HIMSELF.

Again he sucks.

Another shitty shot from Scotty

Everybody else is missing birdie putts by inches. We're lucky if we have par putts. I honestly don't know how #scheffler is still in 1st. Feels like he's playing the absolute worst of anybody in contention.

Yeah but our guy sucks

How the hell is a Scheffler the worlds #1? He can't string together 2 good shots in a row all weekend. It's over.

Homa honestly should have a 4 shot lead. He may win by multiple shots. Clean ball striking.

1 SHOT AT A TIME DAVE!!! POISE!

I know this. You don't win masters playing like Scheffler is. Total dogshit so far. Miracle he's even for the day and still somehow in the lead. But disaster is bound to strike the way he is whacking it all over the barn. #TheMasters

Fucking Scheffler. Maybe hit a fairway or a green in regulation and see how that works out for you. #unhinged . #scottie #outtacontrol #themasters

Id almost rather me with my irons than Scottie right now. He's totally unhinged! Every hole we need a miracle bail out. 1 shot at a time!

2 Shot lead for #SCOTTIE . EVERYONE FUCKING RELAX! 1 shot at a time. #themasters