'You didn't wear the sweater,' I say with a pout.
He takes me into his arms with a kiss. 'You said it makes you hot.'
'Yes. I did.'
Our narrowed eyes illuminate the miscommunication. Finally he breaks the silence.
'That's weird.'
Curse this ambiguous language. #FridayKiss

Has anyone in Canada been able to watch the Weird Al movie without OWNING a Roku device? I've downloaded the app, which promises I can watch without a device, and those promises have turned out to be empty.

Note: I'm trying to stream legally.

My bookshelf is more of a junk drawer at this point. Bookstagram would have no time for me.

Look, I'm staying here if for no other reason than to eventually post a photo of me covered head to toe in the scarf I unwisely swore to keep knitting until I sign with an agent.

My 8yo is critiquing a short story I wrote as a child, and I'm pretty sure no beta can ever hurt me after this. She's brutal.

'Wonder when I lost connection?'He taps his phone.
'Maybe when we left the trail,'I say as rain hits my hand.
'How long ago was that?'
Our eyes meet, and a horrible realization dawns.
'I was following you,'I say.'And you were following...'
He hangs his head.'A moose.' #FridayKiss

If this site dies it means I have to change a reference to live-tweeting something in my book, and honestly I'm already dreading that editing session in advance because of the inevitable three months of research to name a fictional company to make one joke.

I am once again horrified by how pasting 10 pages of a novel into an email makes it look 10 times shorter than it should be. #amquerying

I'm mentally designing a lot of pre-order swag for someone who doesn't even have an agent yet.

But if I can brag for a second? It's going to be an awesome pre-order set. Trust me.

Okay, all of Miracle Workers is absolute gold, but there's something about season 2 that's just *chef's kiss.* Not that anyone asked for insight into my brain, but there it is.

Still thinking about how excited I am to have a group of friends who write like this. Our characters' love stories are entwined with the things that make them nerds: whether it's physics, math,medicine,baking,or hobbies, the things they ❤️ become their own character in the story.

I'm so happy to be in a group where being a nerd is valued so highly. We've all written stories where nerds are centred and loved, and we're cheering each other on as those stories make their way to agent inboxes in the hopes of other people falling in love with our nerds!

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“I will take down any food with unnecessary presentation elements. Ask anyone who knows me.'
Eyes narrowed, Colin's lips turn upward. “You’re a lot weirder than you come off at first.”
'Big talk from a shoe-hater.'
'Do you think weird is bad?'
'No.'
'Good. Me either.' #FridayKiss

Me, reading chapters that I haven't seen in months: I don't remember this. It's...really good?
Brain: You wrote it. Ages ago.
Me: Maybe I've been hacked.
Brain: This is YOUR WORK.
Me: *glances at front door* Or it's an elves and shoemaker situation.
Brain: *incoherent screaming*

'Pitch your book as a moose? That makes no sense.'
'I know, but that's what she said.'
'At least it explains why you've spent the past month on moose-related wordplay.'
'Hang on, I've got a text—oh. Apparently it was a typo.'
'Is 'that's bullshit' too on-the-nose?'
#moosepitch

When an accountant has🎆with an engineer, the math should be simple:Like+Like=❤️
But when pursuing that❤️is the very thing that'll prove her impulsivity and recklessness to ppl she has to impress?
Disaster—unless she sees her worth & takes a chance.
#moodpitch #A #WF #CR #FP #ND

SOPHIE KINSELLA + COMMUNITY
She's failed before. This time it's 'behave professionally or else.'
No problem—until her heart is stolen by a total nerd. Keeping him at bay will prove her professionalism, but at the cost of a once-in-a-lifetime connection.
#moodpitch #A #WF #CR #FP

Objective: Determine whether M&Ms and Smarties actually taste different

Step 1: Dump them into identical containers, close eyes, pick from one
Step 2: Realize I can tell them apart by shape
Step 3: Use spoon

Conclusion: Yeah, they taste different

Where's my science fair medal?