“That’s that Me Espresso for… Señorita Awesome?”

your father and i met in the comments section of a boxxy video

disgruntled fifty year old polyamorist: sorry boys, can’t go out.. got ketamine night with the ol’ ball and chain and chain and chain and ball and ball and ball and chain

a boy named dude

Going rogue during karaoke ignoring the song completely and just doing standup over the track

I looked into it and it would only cost $20 or $30 to rent a stall at a farmers market and put out a bunch of empty crates and if someone makes eye contact you smile sheepishly and say “Forgot to farm”

OMG pls tell me im not the only one who thought this was a pipe

My most watched actor? That’s right, Books. My most watched director? Well, of course it’s Listening to Women.

mark rothko's paintings and studies in color are beautiful and ahead of their time, but he was always limited by the physical medium of canvas, brush, and paint

now thanks to generative AI we can finally predict what rothko could have created if he had access to modern computers

My 5 year old just said ‘Get Outlook for iOS’ to her friend 😭😭😭 she thinks it means goodbye 😭😭😭

No animals were harmed in the making of this film but we shot a few at the wrap party

Guys can’t be named Butch anymore. Tough women stole that from us

Revenge gets ripped. Watch the trailer for Rose Glass' Love Lies Bleeding starring Kristen Stewart, Katy O'Brian and Ed Harris. In Theaters March 8.

*chucking softly in the rain as I cast my gaze downward* huhuhuh.. life ain’t easy for guys like us ya see.. my father .. he was was a PlayStation 2. and I was a freakin Xbox one duke controller. Just weren’t compatible, y’see? *shoving hands in my longcoats pockets*