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Stu

@stuskl

Inspirational, probably

Do a bit of swimming, bit of cycling and bit of running.

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calendar_today02-03-2009 20:57:40

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Someone walks into the GP waiting room..

'Wish my hearing was better'

Me resisting the urge to say 'Ya what?'..... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Sat in a GP waiting room.

How many:

Phonecalls on speaker
Videos
Reels
Tiktoks

All on full will I hear.

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I've started recommending people to places and saying 'Tell them I sent you'

Knowing full well they'll have no idea who I am

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Coach Benjamin Yeezus(@BenjaminYeezus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unpopular truth.

If you train 5 times a week and your nutrition isnโ€™t aligned.

You would benefit from dropping to 4 times and use the time you gain to sort your nutrition out ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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Seems immigrants are once again being made a political punching bag so as an immigrant I'm here to tell you that if you've got a problem with immigrants then it sucks to be you.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. ๐Ÿ‘‹

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Just had to explain to a woman how stupid it is to leave your kid in the car, engine running, in a dark carpark whilst you run into the shop.

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Best. Christmas. Ever! On Netflix is the..

Worst. Film. Ever.

Avoid or even better, poke your eyes out. Thatโ€™s far more enjoyable than putting yourself through this waste of 1.5hrs.

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Had a boiler man around earlier, going on about boilers, he clearly loved his work.

'God I'm boring' he says.

'Mate, I work in IT, for the government, I think I'll win this one'

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Sonic Boom Six ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ’ฅ6๏ธโƒฃ(@SonicBoomSix) 's Twitter Profile Photo

to 2017, when we wrote a song with lyrics specifically about people ignorant and pig-headed enough to call homelessness a 'lifestyle choice' ๐Ÿคฎ

๐Ÿ“ˆ Rough sleepers in London 2023 | Statista

Lyrics below ๐Ÿ‘‡

#ThrowbackThursday to 2017, when we wrote a song with lyrics specifically about people ignorant and pig-headed enough to call homelessness a 'lifestyle choice' ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ“ˆ Rough sleepers in London 2023 | @StatistaCharts Lyrics below ๐Ÿ‘‡
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