You can reach me on Tumblr @ cyberphuck.

我慢の限界（カカベジ）

this is my avengers endgame

MENSTRUAL TMI

Me: Oh, period's done. Good riddance.
Me: .... my stomach hurts--
*blood clot the size of a lemon shoots out of me*
Me: ._.

i was reminded recently of a night in the face of insomnia that i decided to teach a chat bot to recognise and read Subway signage

One of my favorite parts of the movie

Me: why doesn't anyone make egg bagels anymore? Did they turn out to be poison lmao
Me: *looks at packaging of bagel I'm eating*
Packaging: egg
Me: .... Huh.

Guess who's up at three in the morning and still hasn't slept because they don't have their fucking pills?

So now I have to try to sleep without any sleeping pills which I
cannot
do
which is why I had sleeping pills in the first place

Lake effect snow is burying everyone EXCEPT Toledo

excuse me yes I have to take a break from work because I'm extremely horny for no fucking reason??

fuck off you stupid y-shaped parasite organ

whatever happened to 'reblog if you think HOMOPHOBIA is WRONG!!' followed by seventeen pages of superwholock gifs

I'm cruising tumblr for the first time in like. five years. and what the hell are all these 'how to tumblr' posts where it says like 'never write anything on a reblog! only use the tags!! people will judge you if all you do is post personal stuff on your blog!'

am I anxious because I thought about writing or is it my fucking uterus

reading my notes and found this gem:

'Darkling excuses himself to run around naked in the house,'