I’m making a collage like this for my home office but it’s all pictures of a solar-powered house with a bathtub that can fit like 7 hot girls in it

more 28 year old software engineers should spend their $250k salaries like they're rappers instead of holding it all in a big pile to feel safe

I am constantly like “I’m about to do something so crazy….things are really changing around here” and it’s just that I picked a slightly darker shade of red for my nails

thinking about this woman who recorded this as a workout on strava

I don’t have a wishlist right now because the only things I want are weird, expensive books about medical ethics. Maybe a Bordelle gift card. Anyway I am working on it, love you guys ♥️

Civie girls be in skimpy clothes like “ugh I can’t wear this I look like a hooker” when in reality I pulled up to the threesome in a turtleneck 🧍‍♀️

Just so everyone knows and we’re on the same page: I want to go to Japan

beautiful girls with mysterious sources of income

I don’t have any upper age limit but if you don’t remember the iPod shuffle, you’re too young for this ride

Throwback Thursday!

Avec Giselle

how did I get a sunburn during the eclipse…it is april

so is it like, worse than looking at the sun for a second or two on a regular day? because let's not act like we all haven't sneaked a peak at the big guy a few times. get real.

current mood: missing Milena Laska ♡

Me and who

A sense of supremacy towards small dogs is a NO for me! Especially the little white ones with crust around their eyes. You don’t have to like them, but you do have to respect them 🦴

there is a giant box in my apartment building lobby that says “LIVE FISH” on it that has been there since yesterday and I’d be lying if I said it didn’t make me nervous

On the way to see a doctor about my toe…foot guys, please pray for me

The feeling is mutual ❤️