You can think whatever you want about Taylor Swift but no lyric has ever captured my depressive years quite like, 'I cry a lot but I am so productive, it's an art.'

Good morning, Simon

I hope the dog across the way is having a nice night.

Your Judaism doesn’t have to center your own fear of persecution. You are just as much a Jew when in solidarity with Palestine. Proud and humbled by the college kids who know we’re more than history, and are out there building a better world.

Good morning, Simon

Me: Yeah I’m a childless millennial but I’m not weird about it
Also me: This weekend we are driving to Malibu to show our dog the ocean for the very first time

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me*

*I know this tweet will find the 7 people it's supposed to find

When you get invited to Passover at a house that does the complete Seder rather than your family's heavily abridged version.

Goodnight, Simon

Who needs a recommendation? Make them fun, I need to dissociate hard tonight.

This is your annual Passover PSA that you do not need to engage in restrictive food behavior in order to participate in the holiday. It's fine to skip that part if it will cause harm to your mental or physical health and I will email anyone's mom who says otherwise.

david beckham we thank you for delivering spice girls reunion content

Where can one watch the Rugrats Passover special? Asking for me.

Writing is such an interesting process for me because while I'm doing it I'llbe like, 'I hate me, I suck so much, why am I doing this, this is impossible, such a mess, an inevitable failure,' and then I come back and read something I've written and be like, 'Who the fuck wrote

'When you see a dog at the party' in a photo

This is Becky, she smiles for the camera.

Happy 4/20! Grateful to THC for allowing me to function with chronic migraine without losing my mind 💚

The only correct answer