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When Brendan shakes hands with Mick Beale at the Glasgow Derby

*DONT LOOK AT THE MOLE, DONT LOOK AT IT BRENDAN

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THE trio

Fuck me Beale is signing the players with the exact attributes he needs to play within his system.

You’ve Google searched a cunts name and looked at a goals scored column.

The chokehold 'Who killed lucy beale' had on the nation needs to be studied in a laboratory #EastEnders

Beale rn

How much would Michael Beale pay to get 40 games out of Kemar Roofe next season?

So far:

Jack Butland ✅️
Dujon Sterling ✅️
Kieran Dowell ✅

Set to be announced:

Sam Lammers ✅️
Jose Cifuentes ✅

Still in the works:

Jonathan Panzo⏳️
Cryiel Dessers ⏳️

Beale certainly making an interesting looking squad… looking forward to this 👀

This souness clown tweeting like mad about rodgers leaving 😂 there’s always a tweet about how raging he was when Beale and gerrard left 😂😂

📰 | Rangers hope to complete deals for trio Sam Lammers, Cyriel Dessers & Jose Cifuentes over the next week or so.

Positive talks have been held with Atalanta over a £3m switch for Dutch striker Sam Lammers.

[Chris Jack]

Don’t do this to him please he a good kid …. Just slap him and he gotta let you something … we don’t need our young bulls tore down for mistakes in this hyper sexual era…. I support suki … hold that shit down on some street shit

HAPPY CHLOE BEALE BIRTH

🗣️ Rangers Teknik Direktörü Michael Beale her ne kadar basın önünde Ianis Hagi'yi öven ifadeler kullansa da performansından yetersiz olduğunu, bundan daha fazla gelişim göstermeyeceğini ve satılması gerektiğini kulüp yönetimine iletti.

(Ibrox News)

It’s the 22nd of June, everyone is on edge waiting for the reveal that Rose Knight is in fact Cindy Beale when the show throws this curveball at us #EastEnders

Zion My mom told me all girls have crushes on girls. She’s been married to a woman now for 15 years.

Beale isn’t cooking

On the face of it all these Beale signings are absolutely shite. By on the face of it I mean if you look at their Wikipedia and realise none of them ever score (this is how any decent scout should operate).

That said the Scotch league is absolutely shite, shiter than it’s ever…

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There’s nothing more I’d love than wiping that arrogant smug grin off Rodgers mush when he rocks up here again. He had a cake walk previously, he could do no wrong, but this is a different Rangers, and I trust Beale to get this right.

Bring it on.

They got one of the Beale street backbends I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!

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For all the greetin faced fucks moaning about Lammers and Dessers scoring records. Here’s Kevin Van Veens before he joined Motherwell. I’ll trust Beale’s judgment before morons on twitter.

He forced himself onto a woman. But he’s a “good kid.” He’s a grown ass man. This statement is disgusting as fuck.

So far

Butland ✅️
Dujon Sterling ✅️
Jonathan Panzo⏳️
Jose Cifuentes ⏳️
Kieran Dowell ✅️
Cryiel Dessers ⏳️
Sam Lammers ✅️

Beale is cooking.

My predictions for all Celtic versus Rangers games this coming season:

Rangers 4 - 0 Celtic
Celtic 1 - 3 Rangers
Rangers 2 - 1 Celtic
Celtic 2 - 2 Rangers

With Beale implying his own style and team, there’s only going to be 1 winner.