Bullshit. This man has seen it all. This man will file the most scathing motion you’ve ever read & follow up with a “sent from my iPhone” email. This man sees the judges daily & won’t be fooled by your BigLaw ~fear me~ attitude. I’d trust this man with my life.

Being a biglaw partner doesn’t sound that hard.

All it takes is billing 3,000 hours per year (just 8.2 hours per day if you’re willing to power through weekends and holidays), plus maybe 1,000 annual non-billable hours, from age 25 through 60.

Need to take after Sir Jarus and document my football matches in the upcoming US Biglaw league. All I have for now are training highlights from school last year.

Why litigation is the worst, in 2 pics: Sending good vibes to the BigLaw attorney who filed a motion in the Chamber of Commerce’s FTC noncompete lawsuit & immediately refiled an amended version with no changes, except the font. #lawtwitter

We met eight years ago last month. As soon as he said he was almost 35 and didn’t want kids, I knew I was in. He’s been by my side since my clerkship ended and BigLaw started. A journey and a half. ♥️✌🏻🔥

Biglaw associates be like

BigLaw/TeenyLaw

I talk a lot of trash about BigLaw, and most of it is deserved. But sometimes they do important things like represent victims of terrorism in a lawsuit that connects the dots between Hamas and Students for Justice in Palestine. This is a massive deal, filed today in the Eastern

Things I would fantasize about having happen while in BigLaw:

Ondertussen, in Zuidas_biglaw_memes…

#NewProfilePic

We met on an app and talked for 3 weeks before our first date - a 14-hour excursion to an island - totally sane first date activity 😆

I was a young BigLaw associate, he was a junior officer in the Navy (🚁). I don’t have a pic, but do have a SS of our texts after. 😅

When I did on-campus interviews for BigLaw firms I had several offers.
My mentor said, decide by doing the Cold Pizza Test.

He said: When you’re working on a deal in the office, late into the night, who would you like to share a cold pizza with at 11pm?

I guess he meant, the

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You just don’t like black men. Has nothing to do with the hood 🐤🧠

How Biglaw lawyers see themselves vs. how everyone else sees them

Socios BigLaw de M&A y Prívate Equity viendo esta imagen:

«Estoooooooooo, veo un Junior, sí. Un Junior haciendo horas extra no remuneradas.»

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