Mrs Hatherall(@HatherallMrs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

…we planted sunflower & wildflower seeds, we built habitats, we cleaned & filled the birdbath, we used the Seek app to identify flora & fauna, & we explored, observed & appreciated nature, especially bees! Here’s to summer 2 & more fun & learning outdoors!

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-;-(@birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lots of posters on here get too complacent, riding the coattails of their past self when they were hungry, fiending & precarious. Asian girl writes your @ on her toes in DM, & u think u can kick your feet up & post milquetoast drivel that is but a faint simulacram. I have your IP

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Brome(@Bromebirdcare) 's Twitter Profile Photo

FYI: FREE shipping on feeders until June 12th (just in case you need that special Father's Day gift 😉!): brome.com

FYI: FREE shipping on feeders until June 12th (just in case you need that special Father's Day gift 😉!): brome.com
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-;-(@birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Quit smiling with your teeth bitch, I'm on shrooms & it looks demonic. Sorry, that was the whiskey talking. I have an idea, get in the backseat behind me & press your face into the back of my headrest & envision the road eyes closed while I drive. I bet something cool will happen

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The Birdbath(@The_Birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Love Wainwright. He should have retired with Yadi. Maybe then the front office would of had a little more pressure to get a starter in free agency.

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-;-(@birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sending a woman music made by another man to pleasure her, you are cuck. Why are all DJs libs? The most masochistic group unable to feel independently capable of entertaining woman by leaving her drunk voice memos calling her a whore, he uses another man's techno serenade instead

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Susan Przybylo(@SusanPrzybylo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I put fresh water out for the & not 10 minutes ago. The robins are the only ones who ever take a bath. If it were me, I’d drink the water before I ruffled my feathers!

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-;-(@birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dasha & Anna K are Sam Hyde for women & metrosexuals. Except I doubt any women are making audio compilations of Sam's laughter they listen to while working out to simulate a masochistic ASMR of him deriving joy by ridiculing your pathetic, futile existence. Maybe if they're trans

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-;-(@birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Always disappointing when you meet girl who claims to be INTP & then you find her Instagram where she clearly has social life w/ plenty of friends. Like damn I was hoping you were more lonesome & vulnerable, ready for me to be the central focus of your little world. Fucking whore

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-;-(@birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Men love a war crime if it was committed by a white guy in a Jeep. Women love a sexcrime when the guy is French. Alas, we live in a Toyota Tacoma Amerimutt diaspora. This is essential to understanding bipartisan identity politics, & why Lockheed Martin & feminism are inseparable.

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Morag the Toerag(@MoragLovesFeet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This chap has been hanging around all day and didn't look well, so we put some mealworms out for him, and he's been in the birdbath. He looks better. He's ugly, but that's all part of being a rook. We like him though.

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-;-(@birdbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Years ago I wanted goth gf, then I did DMT & a shadowy red & green elf showed me a montage of symbols that rewired the assemblage of my consciousness, when I came back it felt like I was $uicideBoy$, effortlessly cool & dark. I got scared & decided to channel a nerdier archetype.

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