DaNawfStar🌟(@NHONELLY) 's Twitter Profile Photo

it grinds my gears when ppl try to get off the plane as SOON as we land .. so imagine the grin on my face when our flight attendant just told someone to sit down & put that bag back up lmaooooo

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The Babylon Bee(@TheBabylonBee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Flight Attendant On A Boeing Gives Presentation On What To Do In The Unlikely Event Of A Safe Landing buff.ly/3U4zHtx

Flight Attendant On A Boeing Gives Presentation On What To Do In The Unlikely Event Of A Safe Landing buff.ly/3U4zHtx
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TL Cox(@tl_cox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I rarely travel in anything but shorts and flip flops.

I hope I don’t get mauled by a flight attendant. 👩‍✈️ 😏

I rarely travel in anything but shorts and flip flops. 

I hope I don’t get mauled by a flight attendant. 👩‍✈️ 😏
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Mo.(@SymoneElena) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Being a flight attendant really prepares you for shit on and off the plane. I’m ordering my drink and this employee is staggering and knocking things over. She fainted so I ran over to her and had two guys help me pick her up. She instantly started seizing so I directed them.

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j🌟(@tyunsight) 's Twitter Profile Photo

lmfao a kmoa said taehyun giving updates during their flight, layover, and when they arrived feels like dating a flight attendant 🤣

lmfao a kmoa said taehyun giving updates during their flight, layover, and when they arrived feels like dating a flight attendant 🤣
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Jonathan(@jnthnwll) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Right before takeoff, flight attendant tells me the nose of the plane is too heavy & asks me to move to literally the last row beside the lavatory. Only my second non-Delta domestic flight in like 3yrs. Won’t be a third. Count your days, americanair. I love and miss you, @delta.

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Arkansas Overalls (Alpha Male)(@WooPigOveralls) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yes I am in first class

Yes I am sipping on a whiskey / coke

Yes I have been flirting with the flight attendant

The left hates all of these activities.

Yes I am in first class 

Yes I am sipping on a whiskey / coke

Yes I have been flirting with the flight attendant 

The left hates all of these activities.
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