I hear Melania can say #VonSchitzenpants in 5 different languages. Good for you, #MrsVonSchitzenpants .
I feel pity for Melania whose husband congratulated her birthday amid efforts to convince the court he paid no hush money to a pornstar who'd slept with;
Am also sorry for Don that MAGAs didn't give a damn about his request to support him outside!
#Trump2024NowMorethanEver 4 Jail
DEAR AMERICANS, I'M KICKING OFF MY FIRST BROADCAST TO EXPOSE THE SWAMP WITH NONCE PESOLI. HUGE STORY! MELANIA STEPPED IN—TOTAL DISASTER. MORE TO COME. WE'RE MAKING HISTORY!
Nonce Pesoli melonia tremp!