Sarah(@sarahdactyl_33) 's Twitter Profile Photo

help my whole 20s I thought 'skincare routines' were just something influencers do to make money off the affiliate links but I try one for 2 weeks and my skin looks great???? 💀

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David Leiman, MD, MSHP(@David_LeimanMD) 's Twitter Profile Photo

⚡️Publication Alert📰
Congrats Alex Reddy & 𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐡 on Foregut Journal paper on medical💊of ineffective esophageal motility!
🔹IEM🔀dysphagia
🔹Systematic review supports serotonin agonists
🔹More data needed w/ CC4.0 to assess patient outcomes
📕tinyurl.com/5eyhxba8

⚡️Publication Alert📰
Congrats @alextreddy & @sarahdactyl on @foregut_journal paper on medical💊of ineffective esophageal motility!
🔹IEM🔀dysphagia
🔹Systematic review supports serotonin agonists
🔹More data needed w/ CC4.0 to assess patient outcomes
📕tinyurl.com/5eyhxba8
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yeehaw sarah(@_sarahdactyl13) 's Twitter Profile Photo

M🐘 ⁷ Shame for this lil nugget for eating a tv remote, my glasses (2x), and a giant hole in my dining room rug, amongst many other things

@meaghancates Shame for this lil nugget for eating a tv remote, my glasses (2x), and a giant hole in my dining room rug, amongst many other things
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Sarah(@sarahdactyl_33) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I guess I really am old and out of touch with the youths now because if a man ever called me 'so american' I would be like oh so we're fighting now? like how dare you???

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Sarah(@sarahdactyl_33) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just know Sabrina Carpenter was chillin listening to Santa Baby like 'wow there aren't enough songs about wanting to fuck Santa' and then she wrote buy me presents

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Sarah(@sarahdactyl_33) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Who in the holiday card business is convinced that ppl go around saying shit like 'Happiest Holidays', 'Merriest Christmas', 'Warmest Wishes'??? I just wanna talk

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Sarah(@sarahdactyl_33) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Last summer we were all reveling in girlhood and joking about being 30 year old teenage girls and now Taylor Swift is 'cringe'? I'm sorry, I don't buy it. Yall just need sun lamps and vitamin D.

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Sarah(@sarahdactyl_33) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Obsessed with the way the locals in the Mother God doc have this vibe of 'Which wackadoos are you asking about? We're all mad here 🤪 OH WAIT YOU MEAN THE BLUE CORPSE PPL'

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Sarah(@sarahdactyl__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am old enough now to come to terms with the fact that I will never spell February right on the first attempt

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